Thriving, flirty, and just a little bit dirty thirty.

Mark the milestone with a candle that’s equal parts celebration and sarcasm. Whether they’re embracing 30 with grace or clinging to their twenties with one hand and a mimosa in the other, this candle brings the perfect vibe: fun, flirty, and slightly unhinged (in the best way).

Scented with a luxurious mix of champagne fizz, ripe pear, and adult-level responsibility, this all-natural soy wax candle is the cheeky birthday gift they didn’t know they needed—but will absolutely love.

Key Features:
🎈 Snarky & Chic Label: “Look at you turning 30 and shit” makes a bold statement in the classiest way possible.
🌱 All-Natural Soy Wax: Clean-burning and guilt-free—like the skincare routine they finally started.
🕯️ Hand-Poured in Pennsylvania: Made in Oaks, PA by people who also cried on their 30th.
🎁 Perfect Dirty 30 Gift: Whether it’s a best friend, sibling, or coworker—this candle gets the birthday job done.
🖤 Cute & Relatable Design: Looks fab on a bar cart, nightstand, or in their “finally got it together” apartment.

Why They’ll Love It:
This candle is the adultier version of a birthday card—funny, functional, and smells amazing. A must-have gift for the milestone moment, complete with a wink and a whiff of champagne vibes.